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    Contributor We've stopped counting... MsPotatoPotatoHead's Avatar
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    Wink New Winter Virus Alert!

    There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.

    This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

    If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

    This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store.

    Purchase the antidotes known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

    Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    You should forward this warning to 5 friends.

    If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

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    Wow that sounds serious. Could cause widespread epidemics.
    Thank you so much for alerting us all to this terrible virus, plus for the cure also.
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    Glad she warned me.....better buy more beer!!!
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    Is there some sort of resident (i.e. constantly active, for those who are not technologically inclined) solution? Y'know, in case I pick up a new infestation after the initial application of B.E.E.R.? Or should I just stash the antidote in various places so it's always handy?
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    Oh my god! I have to go to the store RIGHT NOW.
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    Gee this sounds worse than the virus I heard of on the news!

    I hope there won't be a shortage of the antidote if this becomes more widespread!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MsPotatoPotatoHead
    There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
    If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.
    This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store.
    Purchase the antidotes known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
    Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
    You should forward this warning to 5 friends.

    If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
    I'M NOT SURE YOUR WARNING CAME IN TIME. I actually had a job interview Friday, first actual job interview in about 25 years, and the word "WORK" was mentioned. I washed my hands after the interview and maybe no infection was picked up. NO symptoms of the virus as yet and I'm hoping the infection period passes quickly. If only you had put this up a few days earlier. Apparently the antidotes are not hard to get but still, the after/side effects could be a bother.
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    Once you are infected with WORK, be careful, because you may be subjected to a lot of Super High Intensity Training.
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    I've been infected and suffering from a bad case of WORK for that last couple of months. it's a nasty little virus. Recently found that WINE is pretty damn effective against this illness. I think I'm finally able to enjoy my personal life again without all this WORK and SHIT.

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    I better get on the ball and update my virus definitions! I sure don't want this virus...sounds like it could mess up everything! Its bad enough that WORK has already wiped out everything for me 5 times over. Off I go to get some virus-zapper!
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