That's right, I have a big ol' pocket gopher invading my lawn, and I wanna get the sum'bitch!
Problem, the wife will not let me poison the SOB because we have a cat that lives outside that normally would take car of this problem for us and she's afraid the kitty will much on it too or eat the poisoned gopher and get sick, etc...... (Sally is normally the huntress supreme, I wanted to call her Diana for all the mice, rats, mockingbirds and smaller gophers she has reeled in over the years, but alas she has met her match) Unfortunately for the first time ever, she lost and this Big ol boy even suns himself on my lawn without fear from my kitty.
I want him DEAD, I want to be able to feed his Greasey Grimey Gopher Guts to Sally.
I thought about gasoline and a match and torching the bugger out.
My wife refuses to use a pellet gun to get him. (Is it enough or do I need the .22?) I have no such reservations but he does not sun himself in my presence.
I have also considered purchase a king snake and letting him handle the business....
Any ideas are welcome.