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Thread: The BBO Illustrated Limmerick Thread

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    The BBO Illustrated Limmerick Thread

    As some of you know, I have a condition that manifests itself when I drink. Especially if I've had one too many. It's a Suessian complex that makes whatever comes out of my mouth, well, rhyme.

    Last weekend being a holiday weekend, I sort of overindulged while on my patio swing, and since I had recently spoken to many of you....well.......

    Please accept my apologys in advance. And feel free to offer up any BBO related (please) limmericks that come to mind.

    I'll start off with my own;



    There once was a fellow named Wrench,
    Who married a hard-drinking wench,
    She spent all her time,
    Talking online,
    With Jennifer, TJay and Chench.

    (and wait for it, this will eventually be illustrated, just need a little time)
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    A body not rattling was a body unsure.

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    There once was a member named TJay,
    Who would whittle away her entire day,
    Online talking 'bout bikes,
    With Jeff, Todd and Mike,
    And googling west-pointing highways.

    (A little Durango reference...)
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    A body not rattling was a body unsure.

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    There once was a fellow named SubVet,
    Who harrassed five great beauties he'd not met,
    He called The Hags hogs!!!!
    As if they were dogs,
    And they in turn made him feel regret.
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    64 is not old, we have one poster here at 110
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    A body not rattling was a body unsure.

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    There once was a fellow named Tom,
    Who's legs (I swear) went on and on......
    When he wore his chaps,
    The women would clap,
    And actually break out in song.
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    A body not rattling was a body unsure.

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    Oh good Lord! She's hittin' the suace again!
    Darlene The Goddess

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    A guy from the last great frontier,
    Who was quite fond of women and beer,
    Got threads burning hot,
    With talk of G-Spots,
    This guy is a husbands worst fear!
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    Hey Darlenes here....let's see....

    There once was a woman named Goddess,
    Who wasn't particuarly modest,
    She posed on her back,
    With her sky pointing rack,
    And Paduan said she was hottest!!!
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    OMG...Bugguts is in worse shape than I was last evening...someone call 9-1-1...

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    Keep 'em coming
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    Hey, I got the ball rolling, now let's hear the rest of you!
    Last edited by Bugguts; 07-06-2006 at 11:21 AM.
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