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    Senior Moderator We've stopped counting... subvetSSN606's Avatar
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    For the Moms out there...

    At a grocery store

    A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three-year-old
    girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the little girl
    asked for cookies, and her mother told her, "No." The little girl
    immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly,
    "Now Monica, we just have half of the aisles left to go through - don't be
    It won't be long now."

    Soon, they came to the candy aisle and the little girl began to shout
    for candy. When told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The
    mother said, "There, there, Monica, don't cry - only two more aisles
    to go and then we'll be checking out."

    When they got to the checkout stand, the little girl immediately began
    to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering
    there'd be no gum purchased. The mother said serenely, "Monica, we'll
    be through this check out stand in 5 minutes and then you can go home
    and have a nice nap."

    The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to
    compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little
    Monica," he began.

    "I'm Monica," the mother replied.


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    Good one!! I can relate!

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    Not mom related, but supermarket related:

    A single guy goes through the checkout line. Just as he's paying, the attractive female cashier looks him in the eye and asks, "You're single, aren't you?"

    "Wow!" he says. "You can tell that just by what I bought?"

    "No," she says. "You're ugly."
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    Contributor 8000 Posts! LDYAPXR's Avatar
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    in this little spot....right here....

    OMG! Can I relate to the first one!!!!!

    LMAO! and the second one I sent to my BIL that I don't care much for


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