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    mazik
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    joke: The Horse, the Chicken & the Harley

    I don't know if this post will go through since it could be perceived as inappropriate but it sure is funny! My twin sister just sent this to me!

    The Horse, the Chicken & the Harley:

    On the farm lived a chicken and a horse who loved to play together. One day the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. He searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

    Back at the bog, the horse was surprised but happy to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

    The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals. A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

    The moral of the story? (Yep, there's a moral!)

    "When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"

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    countrygirl
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    That was really cute. Nothing wrong there. Have a wonderful weekend!

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    That's a good one!

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    Hehe....good one.


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    Now that is pretty funny. No reason that should banned.
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    Lol, thats funny...

    Hey, he got it in the right forum, good 'nuff for me...
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    mazik
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    First off, I'm a she (can't see the ponytail in that picture) and second, it's a great joke but I wanted to be sensitive in case anybody would get offended.

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    Harvey
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    That joke cracks me up every time. I'd be lying if I said I never heard the "(small animal or variant of "chick") + (big animal) + (vehicle that is often considered to be of elevated status)" joke before, but it's a good one.

    Ranchers would look at me wierd if I called it a "hangy-down thing"...

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    Yeah, I run the place 3000 Posts! Derick's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by mazik
    First off, I'm a she (can't see the ponytail in that picture) and second, it's a great joke but I wanted to be sensitive in case anybody would get offended.
    Heh, sorry. I didn't even pay attention when I wrote "he"...sorry...lol, thats still funny though.
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    I like this joke mazik. I once used it to get free sushi at some Japanese place on Johnson Ferry Rd. Sake not included.

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