View Full Version : Best blonde joke ever!

02-03-2006, 07:59 AM
Ok, I'm a blonde, and it took me a while, but I got it eventually...

Best Blonde Joke Ever! (http://www.badweatherbikers.com/buell/messages/4062/173216.html?1138972447)

02-03-2006, 08:15 AM
It is to laugh..haha...

02-03-2006, 08:31 AM
How long? Two to suspect and three to make sure for me. Funny though.

02-03-2006, 08:33 AM
Two for me...then I remembered seeing it on another board.

02-03-2006, 09:36 AM
I just wonder how many total there are?

02-03-2006, 09:36 AM
I'm still clicking...oh the humanity, when will it END???? ;)

Oh wait, I get it

02-03-2006, 01:07 PM
It got me good; must be the white in my beard.

02-03-2006, 01:15 PM
I did NOT click on the url, after having read the replies.

Too much suspicion.

Probably comes from the silver in my hair.

02-03-2006, 03:54 PM
This is the joke that never ends!
Its goes on and on my friends!
Some people started posting it not know where it goes,
and more will keep on posting it forever just because...


02-04-2006, 01:51 PM
Paid it Forward! :)

02-04-2006, 02:53 PM
I prefer this one:

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn.
She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworker, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.
The blonde says,"Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep.
The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, " Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.